Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Food for Thought

In India, there are appoximately 700 distinct foodstuffs considered “good for digestion.” In fact, if you are eating Indian food with an Indian, and said Indian begins a sentence with “It is...,” you can be 95% sure that the next words out of said Indian's mouth will be either a.) cooling, b.) good for health, c.) good, na?, or d.) good for digestion. Almost never will you here the more expected “hot as all get out to begin with, and eating this stuff would make you sweat in a meat locker.”

5 comments:

Angie said...

And oh, oh... how about the part where every conversation has to begin with, "Have you eaten lunch?"

The Pittsburgh Kid said...

Umm...
http://thepittsburghkid.blogspot.com/2009/06/lunch-lunch-lunch-lunch.html

Angie said...

Yeah... I saw that only after I'd opened my big mouth / rather, activated my hyperactive fingers. Duh me, hey?

The Pittsburgh Kid said...

Hey, indeed...Thank you for contributing suggestions, though - reader input is always welcome.

But, may I ask why you put a space on either side of a slash? You write for Tata or something?

Angie said...

It's a gift. You need to be born with it. I also specialize in extra s's. Someday, you shall realize just how potent an extra 's' can be

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