From my Uncle Rodney:
MERRY CHRISMAS!!!!
Billy did that. the colores and the snmowman.
Now it;s my turn at hthe computer.
i like this font because it lookes like it is REAL HAND RIGHTING WITH A PEN. It;s whatdoyoucall genuine. and when i talk at at to you i want to be like a GENUIUNE GUY.
SO I GABE BILLY A BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS. YOU CAN LOKA T THE PICTURE ON THE IPICTURE. IT IS THE BOOK.
BILLY ISN;T OLD D ENOUGH TO USE GUNS SO I TOOK THE BOOK BACK AND NOW IT;S MINE. I THINK IT;S GREAT BECAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED A BOOK LIKE THAT. WHAT LUCK!
BILLY BUILT ME A TOMHAS JEFFERSON STYLE DUMB-WAITER AND ALSO A MODEL PLANE AND CLEAED MY HOUSE AND FIXED MY CHIMNEY FOR HIS CHRIST-X PRESNENT TO ME. I THINK THAT IS A LOT OF SHIT COMPARED WITH TO MY PRESENT. BILLY HAS GOT A LOT TO ELEARN ABOUT GROWING UPO AND BEING GROWED UP.
I WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE WITH SOME CHRISTMAS CAROLES. YOU CAN FOLLOW ALONG BECAUSE I ROTE THE LYRICS FOR YOU.JIGGLE BELLSDASHIG THROGH THE SNOW
LAUGHING ON THE FUN
ON THE FIELDS WE GO
LAUGHING ON THE WAY (YOU CAN LAUGH AT THIS PART BUT ONLY IF YOU DON;T SOUND LIK E A DUMB ASS)
JINGLE BELLS
JIGGLE BELLS
JINGEL ON THE WAY
OH WAHT FUN IT IS TO RIFE IN A OPEN HORSE SLEIGH RIDE
JINGLE BELLS
JIGNGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WAHT FUNI T IS TO RIDE IN A 1 HORSE RIDE.
Dick The Halls
DESK THE HALLS WITH BOWLS OF HOLLY
FALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
DECK THE HALLS TO BE JOLLY
FALA LA LA LALA. (ONCE AGAIN, FIVE OR FIVE TIMES)
DON WE NOW GAY ON PERIL
FA LFA LALALAL A (THIS PART IS DIFFERENT A LITTLE)
TIS THE SAEASON TO BE JOLLY
FALALALAFALAFEL POCKETSFAFAFAFAFA!! (loudly)Santos Claus is Coming to TownYOU BETTER WATCH OUT!
YOU BETTER NOT CRY!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT AND ILL TELL YOU WHY
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING AT YOU
HE'S CHECKING A LIST
HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT WHO;S NOT A NICE
SANTA CLAUS IS IN TOWN
HE SEEMS YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
HE SEEMS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKEJINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WAHT FUNI T IS TO RIDE IN A 1 HORSE RIDE.
We Wish You a Merry Hcristmas
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTERMSASWE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISMAS
(REPEAT CHANT TIL THE SONG IS DONE)
Sleigh Ride
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I'll Be Home For Christmas
I'LL BE HOME ON CHISTMASYOU CAN CUNT ON MEPLEASE HAVE SNOW AND MISSLE TOEAND PRESENTS ON THE TREEYOU CAN HOME FOR CHRISTMASCHRISTMAS EVE WILL FIND MEWHERE THE BLUE LIGHT ROAMSI'LL BE AT THE CHRISTMASIF ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS
(YOU CAN BELCH AT THE END, I ALWAYS DO BECAUSE THAT;S WHEN IT COMES)
I HOPE YOU GOT LEARNED SOMETHING BY THIS EMAIL. MERRY CHESTNUTS.
LOVE,
RODBNEY
LOVE,
RODBNEY
3 comments:
Uncle Rodney, you're popular on the internet!
Love,
Billy
oh my. old eyesight. black letters on navy blue backdrop. can't read it at all only if I try really really hard and trying hard and being patient is not something I like to do.. hey, if it don't come easy, let's go on to the next party!
I really am going to read all your other blogs "some day" to get a handle on your writing so I can pull it like a pretty red christmas wagon across the cold snowy rickety rocky road into the WONDERFUL WORLD OF WARM WORDS (and even some solvable drama).
until the new year, many hugs and blessings to you ... thereafter, well, we'll see !! (that's a joke, fella)
see ya soon...
d.g.and pye.
If you can't read the font, highlight it until it becomes white. I think that'll help visibility. However, this post is not mine - it's a friend's.
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